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Thanks so much for these hilarious facts, I gotta psyche myself for that. Already she is complaining about her boobs, they look so full I cant resist. According to hubby, and it shames me to admit cause he was so accommodating, I would ask for something like a sandwich. And with the pillows, leave them alone. Funny and a lot of it is true: They are freaking tired.
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It helps keep stretch marks at bay, but sometimes we just dont have the energy to do it. I know I would have been raring to go IF my husband had thought of this.
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At least now I know I am not alone. I think I will be able to cope with things better now and be more understanding. We still sleep together, and I get lots of cuddles and love. She happily shares responsibilities like dishes, laundry, and normal household chores. To be blatantly forward, this sounds like a guide for lazy bitches and deadbeat dads with no spines.
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No wonder said partner was so pissed off all the time…. It must be so hard and scary. So I have nothing to complain about.
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This is a delightful movie about a woman who found what is probably a Jackson Pollock at a Thrift Store. She's a long-haul trucker -- and the movie follows her as she tries to determine if she does in fact have a genuine Pollock. Her interactions with the experts and connoisseurs are fascinating -- and often amusing.
If you want an insider's look at the contemporary art market, this is the movie for you. One person found this helpful. Thinking this was a documentary about Jackson Pollock, I borrowed it from a local library. It turns out to be more of a Jackson women want to fuck men mystery than a study of Pollock, the man or his work.
But along the way, one learns quite a bit about this strange and intriguing figure and his abstract painting if that is the proper label. The plot-line is simple: She is later told that it looks like a Jackson Pollock original. She eventually learns who he was she had no idea, and thought the the painting was essentially junk, since it was nonrepresentationalthe tremendous worth of his painting a new original work would fetch fifty million dollarsand approaches the art world in the hope that it will be authenticated as a genuine Pollock.
The film is about how we know things epistemology --in this case, how do we know whether a painting is painted by a Jackson women want to fuck men painter. That is, how to we come to a justified and true belief about this painting? Was it painted by Pollock or not?
To answer this, one must consider criteria for authenticity. We find at least two cultures in conflict here. The culture of the experts in the art world and the culture of forensics. Those in the art world largely rejected the painting as inauthentic.
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Some rejected it forcefully, others more hesitantly, but no recognized art expert certified the painting as a Pollock for the following reasons. Provenance concerns the documented Lonely horny little Campeche of the Jackson women want to fuck men, its causal ancestry or pedigree. Horton bought Jackson women want to fuck men as a thrift shop and was not able to gather information beyond that.
That is, it simply appears as a painting without a history. However, there is another angle to pursue--forensic evience. Horton hires a forensic expert who has authenticated several annonomous paintings as legitimate works by well-known artists. He finds a fingerprint on the back of the painting that matches one found in Pollock's studio. He also finds paint like that used by Pollock. Jackson women want to fuck men art world cares nothing for this: They are two different worlds, with two different sets of criteria.
This epistemological debate is what I found fascinating about the film. I did not warm to the crusty, seventy-three-year old who discovered the painting.
One may pity her hard life and appreciate her feistiness, but she strikes me as crass and pointlessly stubborn--refusing to sell a painting of at least questionable pedigree for nine million dollars. She says her unwillingness to sell for anything less than the full worth of a Pollock is a matter of "principle. Apparently, she is convinced it is a Pollock, and hired a professional art dealer to sell it as such a rather slick and slimy character, to be sure.
But is any moral principle violated if one sells a painting for nine million dollars when, in fact, it may be Beautiful older ladies want group sex Baltimore fifty million; however?
There is, after all, still good reason to question its authenticity. What is intriguing is the epistemological elements at least to this philosopher. What criteria are normative for identifying a work of art? When the experts evaluate the work, they size it up rather intuitively, based on previous knowledge of Pollock's style. But they do not Jackson women want to fuck men agree. Moreover, artists do vary their style to some degree.
The other side has to do with trying find in the extant painting some forensic not aesthetic quality that identifies it as having been painted by Pollack. This involves photography, chemistry, and some speculative history since documented provenance cannot be established. One large question is whether one can establish a plausible scenario in which Pollack, an established if eccentric painter, somehow lets one of his works lose such that it ends up in a thrift Jackson women want to fuck men in California, as opposed to having it displayed in a New York Sbf wanting to try something new swm museum or as part of an art collector's collection.
It is difficult to come to a conclusion about the identity of this painting. But working through the questions is fascinating and rewarding.
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To Jackson women want to fuck men a more accurate assessment, one would need much more than simply a film on which to base a judgment. This is not a film that directly addresses the vuck value of Jackson Pollock's paintings or the worldview behind his work. At some point, Pollock set up mechanical means by which to make paintings which attempted to leave out his own personality and rely on chance. Who is a reliable witness?